And you know I need to feed. (Keeps eyes on his magazine) Maybe I should get another pet to feed on.
I do. I like cars. And I like driving. We need on in case we want to go somewhere. Then I don’t have to get one of those guards to take us to places.
No. Please don’t get another pet. Unless it’s Ollie. I would love to have her living with us. But please don’t claim anyone else. I don’t want to share you with a stranger.
Then you should get a car, Sir. Why are you asking for my permission?
I don’t know. Maybe for a change. For once you’d be the one offering instead of me chasing you all over the place.
Come here, sit next me (flips through a magazine.) Do you like cars?
You know I don’t like when you feed.
[Shakes head and shrugs] No, I don’t like cars, Sir. Why? I don’t even know how to drive and I never leave the house so I think cars are useless.
We can but it’s nice and cool down here. And no I won’t bite you. Unless you want me to.
Now come down here so we can talk properly.
Why would I want that? 
[Enters the basement]
I’m here. What do you wanna talk about?
It’s because the sun is still up Dylan and I don’t want to get fried. So I’m staying down here. Come and watch your show on my TV. I need to talk to you about something.
We can close the curtains then you wouldn’t get fried.
About what? You’re not gonna bite me, right? 
Woke up way too early. I’m staying down in the basement.
Dylan, where are you?
You always stay in the basement.
I’m in the kitchen watching a Mexican soap opera with the maid.

I never know anymore.
Well, that depends, Sir. What kind of movies do you like? My favorite movies right now are: 50/50, Jane Eyre, Melancholia, Drive, La Piel Que Habito, Restless, We Need to Talk About Kevin, One Day, The Reader, The Help, Hangover 2, War Horse, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and The Artist. You should watch them all. 
Dylan, my name is Alin. It’s nice to meet you. And it seems you really like the maid but what I’m telling you is the truth. She can’t cut hair. And that’s not saying anything bad about the woman. I don’t know your Master so I can’t say anything about him. Is he not nice to you?
I can’t say I like her. I rarely speak to her. But I feel bad for her because Aidan makes the poor woman clean and cook for us when he has heightened senses and could do all that in the blink of an eye. He is nice. He’s the nicest Master I’ve ever had. I’m the problem. I’m a disappointment and I tried to change but I always end up disappoint him. 